Mutton Dressed As Lamb In The Name Of Music Awards 2010

This celebrity-fest took place in Madrid at the Caja Magica on Sunday the 7 November 2010 and was sponsored by illustrious brands such as the new Suzuki Swift, Calvin Klein Jeans and Dell! With so much talent on show I must stress it was sheer hell to pick an outright winner but in the words of Dermott ‘I must push you for an answer’ O’Leary – I duly obliged. And unlike the nation’s sweetheart, Cheryl ‘I refuse to publicly send Treyc Cohen home cos I’ll look bad’ Cole, I’ve made my decision… so in no particular order let’s have a look at the finalists…

 

Eva Longoria Parker – some mothers do ave ’em…

 

Katy ‘brand new’ Perry – dowdy do…

 

Kelly Brook – all that glitters aint gold and those shoes!

 

Hofit ‘bold front’ Golan – who?

 

Ke$ha – never seems to scrub up well…

 

Stacy ‘stace’ Slater – East End’s very own Miley Cyrus

 

Eva – doing a posh…

 

Taylor Momsen – dear oh deary me…

 

Clara Alonso – a touch of class at last…

 

Rihanna – wardrobe malfunction ahoy!

 

Shakira – small but humble… perky, even…

 

Eva Longoria Parker – desperate housewifey…

 

Shakira & friend – bonding is all good!

 

Eva ‘Katy, does my bum look big in this’ Longoria Parker

 

Rihanna – taking a bow but the winner is…

 

You guessed it…

 

Super Bowl Surprise

Rihanna is fast becoming the girl of my dreams what with her outlandish dress sense and freaky demeanour. Here she is in her latest wardrobe malfunctioning outfit at the recent Pepsi Super Bowl Fan Jam. As they used to say – you go girl! BTW – if the final is half way as hot as her performance then American Football lovers are in for a treat. Super Bowl XLIV will be contested between the New Orleans Saints  and  the Indianapolis Colts.

Run this town…

Strap n strut

The cheek of it!

The Rocky Rihanna Horror Show

… And I like it!

Rihanna in Vogue Italy 2009

I like the way she walks
I like the way she talks
she turns me on with a special concern
Now I’m a different guy
And I don’t compare to many
But next to her I’m plain ordinary
Not many can see the light blue aura
That surrounds the girl wherever in the world
She’s a 9, a 10 a 25th
She’s bittersweet and …..

She’s strange
And I like it
She’s strange
Just the way she is
Strange
Walking down the avenue
She’s strange
Always doing something new

She’s the kind of person everybody knows
She reeks distinction from head to toe
She’s my twilight zone, my Al Capone
She’s my Rollingstone and my Eva Peron

And I like it
Yes I like it
I like it
The way she wears her hair
And I like it
Oh oh
I like it

In room 123, she elusive you see, like the invisible man in drag
And when you come to meet her, you’ll never greet her, she’ll be waving her skirt as a flag
Like the cold in October she’ll take you right over
It’s not mean to be facetious
And that look in her eye says your the guy she plans to spend this evening with

She’s strange
And I like it
She’s strange
Just the way she is
Strange
Walking down the avenue
She’s strange
Always doing something new

She’s Strange Lyrics by Cameo

Beautiful Nightmares

Disturbia?

Ah, but oh for a girl that brings something more to the table other than sex appeal… a mind is a terrible thing to waste and a vision is worth beholding when some thought has been put into it from the protagonist!

Give me something sleazy, breezy with attitude and aplomb all wrapped up in whatever it chooses over the coy, pretty, dull as dishwater values of the girl-next-door. It’s not for me and I can’t work with that. Why? Because it’s boring and played-out! Bring me excitement and individuality’s head on a plate – it’s a date!

Going GaGa for the lady…

Currently I’m digging the intriguing battle of the sexes between Rihanna and Lady GaGa. The former is a good girl-gone-badd, whilst the lady G doth protest too much. Of course we’ve seen it all before and so what? I loving it as it unfolds… in my mind at least.

They are both hot but GaGa tries harder and wears less more often, whereas Rihanna has a wonderful mysterious dark side, which if like me, you’ll find that rather irresistable and the force is definitely just as strong! However GaGa is so out there with her sexuality that she is always almost too hot/much to handle. If your old enough to remember when Madonna was pushing the boundaries of what was acceptable for ladies in pop then multiply that by a thousand – that’s where GaGa has taken it. Having said that check out Madge in her heyday – pissing off the Vatican and prudes in general…

Touched for the very first time…

And now jump aboard my time machine as I whisk you back to the late 70s/early 80s for one of the originals and probably the best of the lot – Grace Jones.

Grace & beauty…

Watch Rihanna’s new single Russian Roulette

Vodpod videos no longer available.

Watch Lady GaGa’s new single Bad Romance.

Watch Grace Jones’ My Jamaican Guy from 1982.

Watch Madonna’s Justify My Love from 1990.

Now go figure why cheryl Cole get’s so much attention?

Why? Because I said So!

The Iceman Cometh

Ice Ice Baby! Ice-T’s wife Coco.

Bootyfull Nightmares! Rihanna & Coco.

The Ice-man seems to hath lost it?