Posts Tagged ‘Red Carpet’

Mutton Dressed As Lamb In The Name Of Music Awards 2010

November 10, 2010

This celebrity-fest took place in Madrid at the Caja Magica on Sunday the 7 November 2010 and was sponsored by illustrious brands such as the new Suzuki Swift, Calvin Klein Jeans and Dell! With so much talent on show I must stress it was sheer hell to pick an outright winner but in the words of Dermott ‘I must push you for an answer’ O’Leary – I duly obliged. And unlike the nation’s sweetheart, Cheryl ‘I refuse to publicly send Treyc Cohen home cos I’ll look bad’ Cole, I’ve made my decision… so in no particular order let’s have a look at the finalists…

 

Eva Longoria Parker – some mothers do ave ’em…

 

Katy ‘brand new’ Perry – dowdy do…

 

Kelly Brook – all that glitters aint gold and those shoes!

 

Hofit ‘bold front’ Golan – who?

 

Ke$ha – never seems to scrub up well…

 

Stacy ‘stace’ Slater – East End’s very own Miley Cyrus

 

Eva – doing a posh…

 

Taylor Momsen – dear oh deary me…

 

Clara Alonso – a touch of class at last…

 

Rihanna – wardrobe malfunction ahoy!

 

Shakira – small but humble… perky, even…

 

Eva Longoria Parker – desperate housewifey…

 

Shakira & friend – bonding is all good!

 

Eva ‘Katy, does my bum look big in this’ Longoria Parker

 

Rihanna – taking a bow but the winner is…

 

You guessed it…