Will They Or Won’t They?

Grow old disgracefully…

 

Or end up looking like a freak show?

 

Mutton Dressed As Lamb In The Name Of Music Awards 2010

This celebrity-fest took place in Madrid at the Caja Magica on Sunday the 7 November 2010 and was sponsored by illustrious brands such as the new Suzuki Swift, Calvin Klein Jeans and Dell! With so much talent on show I must stress it was sheer hell to pick an outright winner but in the words of Dermott ‘I must push you for an answer’ O’Leary – I duly obliged. And unlike the nation’s sweetheart, Cheryl ‘I refuse to publicly send Treyc Cohen home cos I’ll look bad’ Cole, I’ve made my decision… so in no particular order let’s have a look at the finalists…

 

Eva Longoria Parker – some mothers do ave ’em…

 

Katy ‘brand new’ Perry – dowdy do…

 

Kelly Brook – all that glitters aint gold and those shoes!

 

Hofit ‘bold front’ Golan – who?

 

Ke$ha – never seems to scrub up well…

 

Stacy ‘stace’ Slater – East End’s very own Miley Cyrus

 

Eva – doing a posh…

 

Taylor Momsen – dear oh deary me…

 

Clara Alonso – a touch of class at last…

 

Rihanna – wardrobe malfunction ahoy!

 

Shakira – small but humble… perky, even…

 

Eva Longoria Parker – desperate housewifey…

 

Shakira & friend – bonding is all good!

 

Eva ‘Katy, does my bum look big in this’ Longoria Parker

 

Rihanna – taking a bow but the winner is…

 

You guessed it…

 

More From The 2009 MTV Europe Music Awards

This here is dedicated to the only thing worth taking away from these damn music industry ceremonial type things – the babes!

Yes please… Beyonce!

Inna from Romania

Julieete Lewis, if ya like leather clad babes?

Katy Perry does GaGa

Katy shows a bold front…

It’s behind you…

One for the road!

MTV Europe Music Awards

Another award ceremony and another vehicle for outlandishly sized egos to parade for all and sundry. So who were the winner? The Usual suspects stepped up to receive their gongs without the slightest hint of embarrassment and delivered their acceptance speeches as is the norm. Should you even care to follow these industry shindigs then you too will not be surprised to find out that…

Best Video – Beyoncé ‘Single Ladies’ (hot vid)
Best Female – Beyoncé (not so sure…)
Best Group – Tokio Hotel (who?)
Best European Act – maNga (who?)
Best Push Artist – Pixie Lott (yea, right!)
Best Male – Eminem (get real…)
Best New Act – Lady Gaga (freaky n HOT)
Best Alternative – Placebo (maybe back in 2000?)
Best World Stage Performance – Linkin Park (ditto)
Best Song – Beyoncé ‘Halo’ (pur-leeze!)
Best Rock – Green Day (I refer you to placebo above)
Best Urban – Jay-Z (wifey won so homey gotta to!)
Best Live Act – U2 (just how shit are these lot?)

And so on to more important matters such as what did the hotties wear? Well undoubtedly one of the belles of the ball was Katy Perry who took time out to change into quite a few questionable outfits!

Katy Perry who hosted the extravaganza

Joss Stone

Katy Perry again…

Pixie Lott

Beyonce

Shakira

Leona Lewis

A blast from the past – Lil’ Kim